Coldplay - Midnight

2/26/2014 Tunes For Loons 0 Comments

Coldplay - Midnight 


Dear Coldplay,
 Beyonce effectively ruined the unannouced music delivery for everyone else. When you do it 3 months after her, you look like losers. And I don't want you to!! Because I like you infinitely better than Beyonce (I hate her and I refuse to apologize). So plz release your music normally. Moving on, have you upped your indie cred or what. Someone's been listening to Bon Iver! I really like that you are not afraid to alienate the 12 year old girls who listened to Paradise on repeat during your Mylo Xyloto (identity crisis) days. So, props for that. However, I am really hoping that you have some more catchy music up your sleeves for further release. Because as much as I admire this sparse "We're Moving to Mars" production, it's kind of umm, boring. So yeah. I will listen to this when I go to bed. But I will listen to it, so consider that a victory. 

XOXOOXOX, Tunes 4 Loons

P.s. Chris Martin, is Gwyneth cheating on you or not??!? I must know the truth. Also, were you forced to name your child Moses?