Blonde- I Loved You

9/05/2014 tunes4loons 0 Comments

Just in time for the end of summer, Blonde sneaks in "I Loved You" which features that tropical synth we've been hearing all season long. "I Loved You" is equal parts 90's funk and present-day club-style house with Melissa Steele lending her electronically-friendly vocals to the track. The upbeat and fizzy chorus features vocals and harmonies that give me vivid flashbacks to the never-forgotten girl-groups of the late 90's/ early 00's such as Destiny's Child and TLC.  I also get reminded of Alunageorge when listening to "I Loved You", which is weird because i would never compare "Your Love" to, say, "Chasing Waterfalls" but the ear hears what the ear hears (except if you're Hannah from GIRLS and you have a Q-tip lodged too far up your left eardrum). Srsly, if this track doesn't have you up and dancing this weekend, then 1 of 4 things is happening:

1. You are COMPLETELY sober. 
Solution: start drinking (it's 5 o'clock somewhere) and I'll check back in 2 hrs.

2. You have been drinking, but not feeling the urge to shake ur tailfeather yet.
Solution: drink MORE.

3. You have been drinking a lot but can't get your body up to dance.
Solution: You are probably passed out or about to pass out. Avoid drinking more and dick-hole friends with permanent markers.

4. You haven't been drinking a lot and you can't get your body up to dance.
Solution: GO TO A HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL! you may be partially or fully paralyzed.