BORNS - 10,000 Emerald Pools

1/15/2015 Tunes For Loons 0 Comments

This is a guy. I was thrown by both vocals and appearance, but I was wrong, and probably so was the rest of the universe. Crazier things have happened people. Google Bruce Jenner. Jk forget that, I know the recent paparazzi pics are burned in everyone's memories. ***Now that we know BORNS is a dude, we can move on to his amazing gender bender song "10,000 Emerald Pools." A prime slice of indie pop. There are rich layered vocals, soothing background noises, and an explosive dreamy chorus. Definitely a song that will grow on you. First time I felt pretty meh. 15th time I was ready to sing this at karaoke. Ok not really, but it was stuck in my head for 3 hours. Totally the same thing. The title I can't forgive however. It's basically a haiku. Another thing I need to bitch about: BORNS has a slash through the O. (Sry I can't figure out how to do that on my comp). Naturally I assumed he was from Sweden. Then I found out he was from Michigan... OK POSER. Probably went to New Trier.

**** PSA: I am actually using this joke to make this post longer. really what I want to say is LEAVE BRUCE ALONE!!!