Rihanna - Work (ft. Drake)

2/10/2016 Tunes For Loons 0 Comments


I did not get a chance to post this until today, because Beyonce has held the world hostage from discussion about anyone else. I mean, YOU GUYS. Coldplay should sue her. They were going to do a perfectly fine job until she mercilessly stole their thunder. This was partially the fault of the NFL, who decided rednecks weren't going to be down with "Yellow" and a field full of dancing rainbow flowers. But still. Beyonce is the devil, and I resent that everyone thinks she's #1. You know who's the best? Rihanna. Besides seeming like a crazy person,** her music has never let us down. Pon de Replay? Helped you showcase super-fresh dance moves in front of your crush at bar mitzvahs. Umbrella? Choreographed shitty dance routine with your high school sports team. We Found Love? Taught us the joys (and despairs) of molly. "Work" is no different. I'm not sure which white-person milestone I will experience while listening to it, but I'm sure it will be great. Love u bad-gal riri.



**which, I don't think you could be a good pop star if you weren't.